Corrupt-A-Wish

[SHADOWFALL]

I'm sure most of us have heard of this or played it before but just to be save I shall explain the rules anyway! X3
Directions: You simply post a wish (real or no) then someone else posts a way to ruin it.

Example:
Person A: I wish for a thousand bucks!
Person 2: Wish granted, but the bucks turn out to be deer!

Get it? Alright, I shall start!
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I wish for a pet dragon!

[RAIDEN]

granted, however he burns away all of your skin and eats your carcass.
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I wish for a peace of really good pie.

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[SHADOWFALL]

Wish granted, but the pie is poisoned and you get deathly ill D:

I wish I didn't have to go to school ever again!

[NILIMA]

granted, but then you get stupid and can never get hired for a job. ): oh poo.

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i wish i had a magical flying pony.

[SHADOWFALL]

Wish granted, but the magical flying pony is taken away by the FBI so they can conduct experiments on him D:


I wish... I had a huge bowl of egg custard pie!

[NILIMA]

(crying)

granted, but its rotted and ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING. ): so you get sick, and die.

I wish i could sing awesome.

[SHADOWFALL]

Wish granted, but because of your awesome singing skills someone kidnaps you and forces you to be the their slave and entertainment in their dank, underground cave-lair! O.O


I wish... I could meet Taylor Lautner